Are you into cows? Or someone you know LOVES cows?

Growing up on a farm, I had a pet cow. So for a few years I collected cow stuff... Stuff animals, cow banks (piggybanks), nick nacks and some kitchen stuff. I would probley say maybe a box or two of stuff. They are in great shape and just need to be dusted and given love. It took me a long time to decide to get rid of them.. that will make my hubby happy. But they are only collecting dust and now I am collecting dolls.

Whoa, out of the frying pan and into the fire with this one. I would rather live in a house filled to the ceiling with cow chotchkies than to have to live out the rest of my days with a doll collector. Those things come alive at night you know.

FREE BEE HIVES - Come & Get It

FREE BEE HIVES in between walls of home.
Come & get it at your own risk of bee sting.

OH MY GOD.

Will Trade Dental Service for a hot tub/spa

I am looking for a hot tub that would seat 4+ people. If not new it must be as close to new as possible. you will take care of delivery also. Please send a picture. I offer high end dental services in all phases of dentistry, including implants, but except braces.

Not to start off by saying "Only in California..." but really, only in california would you see an ad like this. Hot tubs are everywhere here, from the most modest house to the most palatial, they may as well become currency. But even in their ubiquitousness, they never quite lose the creepy swinger vibe they picked up in the 70s and, as a result, I think the last person I would want working on my teeth would be the dude that would trade it for a hot tub.

IF YOU SAY YOUR COMING TO PICK UP AN ITEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

OK IF YOU CALL AND SAY YOU WANT THE ITEM AND SAY YOUR COMING AT A CERTAIN TIME. PLEASE SHOW UP AND DON'T FLAKE OUT. MY TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FLAKES. IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT THEM DON'T CALL AND ASK FOR IT OR CALL AND LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN NOT MAKE IT.JUST PLEASE DON'T FLAKE.

Well said--and in all caps!

Aquarium - not good for fish

There's actually a perfectly good reason why this aquarium isn't good for fish, but it's just such a patently absurd way of marketing it that I'm leaving it as-is.

Free Adult Magazines

Penthouse, Playboy, Leg Show, Club, and more. Vintage, up to 20 years old

There's really no part of this transaction that's not creepy. Let me again remind you, dear reader, that Craigslist follows a person-to-person model, meaning that you've got to go to this guy's house and pick up his pile of 20-year-old stroke mags. And he has to meet you, the person that wants them. Sweatpants all around folks!

Animal Facility Manager

OK, so let's say you're job hunting out here. An Animal Facility Manager--sounds great! Who doesn't love animals, right?

Well...

We have an immediate opening within our Biology & Pharmacology Department for an Animal Facility Manager with the talents and interests listed below.

Both talents and interests, huh? Let's see whatcha got!

1. Oversees the activities of the animal care facility.

Great, no problem there!

2. Performs various technical procedures, e.g., bleeding, surgery, autopsies and inoculations biopsies.

Oh, it's that kind of animal facility. Let's skip ahead, shall we?

7. Is prepared to go beyond the usual work schedule to accomplish critical tasks.

Does that mean you've gotta bleed 'em on overtime?

8. The Animal Facility will use controlled substances (anesthesia and euthanasia) under DEA registration to the manager. It is expected that the manager have no state or federal criminal convictions in connection with controlled substances and has not had a federal controlled substance registration revoked, suspended, restricted or denied.

Yikes! They're not kidding around here! Bleeding, autopsies, controlled substances... Must be a pretty hard-core place, right?

We also have great people, ample resources and a serious, but fun working environment.

And how!