FREE BEE HIVES - Come & Get It

FREE BEE HIVES in between walls of home.
Come & get it at your own risk of bee sting.

OH MY GOD.

Will Trade Dental Service for a hot tub/spa

I am looking for a hot tub that would seat 4+ people. If not new it must be as close to new as possible. you will take care of delivery also. Please send a picture. I offer high end dental services in all phases of dentistry, including implants, but except braces.

Not to start off by saying "Only in California..." but really, only in california would you see an ad like this. Hot tubs are everywhere here, from the most modest house to the most palatial, they may as well become currency. But even in their ubiquitousness, they never quite lose the creepy swinger vibe they picked up in the 70s and, as a result, I think the last person I would want working on my teeth would be the dude that would trade it for a hot tub.

IF YOU SAY YOUR COMING TO PICK UP AN ITEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

OK IF YOU CALL AND SAY YOU WANT THE ITEM AND SAY YOUR COMING AT A CERTAIN TIME. PLEASE SHOW UP AND DON'T FLAKE OUT. MY TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FLAKES. IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT THEM DON'T CALL AND ASK FOR IT OR CALL AND LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN NOT MAKE IT.JUST PLEASE DON'T FLAKE.

Well said--and in all caps!

Aquarium - not good for fish

There's actually a perfectly good reason why this aquarium isn't good for fish, but it's just such a patently absurd way of marketing it that I'm leaving it as-is.

Free Adult Magazines

Penthouse, Playboy, Leg Show, Club, and more. Vintage, up to 20 years old

There's really no part of this transaction that's not creepy. Let me again remind you, dear reader, that Craigslist follows a person-to-person model, meaning that you've got to go to this guy's house and pick up his pile of 20-year-old stroke mags. And he has to meet you, the person that wants them. Sweatpants all around folks!