Wednesday, September 12, 2007

$8000 / 5br - 3.5 ba - ELEGANT EXECUTIVE HOME - 1ST TIME RENTAL

Located in one of the most sought-after neighborhoods in Portola Valley, this beautiful 5 bedroom, 3-1/2 bath house is not just an executive home; its a lifestyle. With its lush grounds, swimming pool/spa, putting green complete with sand trap, playhouse, surround sound media room, you will never want to leave home.

Look no further than an eight thousand dollar rental home to really remind you just where you are. Is someone in need of a home that costs more to rent for a month than I make in four really looking on Craigslist? I suppose so, since it's not the only high-bracket home for rent. In case you were wondering what to do with your pooch, the ad very helpfully says:
Owner will consider a dog

For just shy of a hundred thousand dollars a year, it seems like the owner should consider fellating your dog, if that seals the deal on this rental property.

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