Sunday, September 2, 2007

Massage for Laptop?

Hi there, I'm a sexy female looking to exchange a very nice massage for a laptop computer. Must be Pentium 4 or better. Need ASAP.

I actually clicked on this ad completely innocently, expecting a masseuse to trade some sessions of massage for a laptop (we're looking to get rid of one, maybe). But that's not exactly what's being offered here, is it?

The strangest thing about the ad to me? The specificity: Must be Pentium 4 or better?? The Pentium 4 chip was introduced in 2000! I mean, this is silicon valley--computers with Pentium 4 chips are probably being left on the curb on an hourly basis. Have some self-respect--at least ask for a Core Duo!

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